WorthItMama

Play & Soothe — checked

Play is the library's only category with no straight Worth Its and no Not Worth Its — all 27 checks landed Worth It If…, and that's the honest shape of the category. Everything here depends on a window: the right eight weeks of age, a room it fits, a household that can stand the noise. This is also where the viral toys live (a dancing cactus, an aquarium soother), and virality predicted nothing — the checks turned on manuals, battery appetites and time limits, including how long a baby should spend in containers each day. Buy for the window you are actually in.